Be Nice to be evil

Do you work?

Are you a student?

Are you an evil bastard?

If you answered yes to any of these continue reading else ... read anyway.

There used to be a time when good manners where praised and a nesaccary in order to get a good job, well they're still needed however try being nice constantly its genius.

If you work in a shop be extra nice to the customers, sort of american style with English class e.g. good morning, hope you have a nice day. if you forced to sell something that is pointless e.g. Topups!!! simply go to tthe customer would you like a top up i know you would of asked if you needed one but the managers making me she/he beats me if i dont, make sure they know your joking. have a little banter as well.

99.9% percent of the time customers will like your apparent sense of humor and politeness heck you'll even get compliments. if there is an area manager for the store you work at they'll love you as well... but you normal manager and fellow colleagues will hate you for being happy especially on a monday morning but they cant do anything about it, especially if the area manager aand the regular customers like you. its fun to watch people come in after a night out with a bit of a hangover and cant be bothered as soon as they see you being nice and happy they'll start getting pissed and the fun begins because the nicer you are the angrier they get the worse there day becomes the more they start hating there job .