Uses of ... chavs

1. Human, sort of, Shields
2. Target Practice
3. Chav Bowling
   - let me explain it’s like a giant version of ten pin bowling except chavs instead of pins and a tank instead of a bowling ball and the objective is to kill them all in less than 30 seconds you get a point for each chav double for 10 and there are 10 rounds.
4. Boxing Bag
   They like calling people so its an incentive to hit them harder
5. Chav Baiting
   Have you heard of bear baiting where people tie up a bear and let animals attack if for entertainment well we don’t think that’s nice so we have changed the bear for a chav.
6. Shark Bait
7. Crash test Dummies
   lets face it they will be a lot more realistic than those poor dummies they use.
8. Lab rats/guinea pigs
9. Crap Slave Labour
10. 9 was pushing it